Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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