Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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