it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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