rhymes with "ouble enetration"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
The ass gains better be worth it
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