idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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