please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
