i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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