Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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