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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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