How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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