Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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