Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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