The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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