Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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