office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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