plz talk dirty to me
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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