So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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