Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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