There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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