Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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