her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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