she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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