when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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