next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
