It's like God shit irony all over that family
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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