His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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