I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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