forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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