i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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