She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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