hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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