Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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