But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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