Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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