Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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