Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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