How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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