lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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