No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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