Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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