You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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