Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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