i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Damn victory sex feels great
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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