i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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