i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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