butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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