My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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