I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
