i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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