Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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