I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I see more hoeing in ur future
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